- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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guys. guys. guys.
guess what. remember these drums?
Well, our district is buying our school these exact drums for our battery this year. I am 100% serious right now. These exact drums. Not even kidding. Those drums in the picture, that have been used by the best drum corp ever, are coming to our school. Our battery gets these drums. These freaking drums. I am FLAILING right now. Flailing, I tell you.
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JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
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this.
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